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It's been 6 years since Cirque du So What?, the sketch comedy foursome comprised of FuMP mainstays Devo Spice, ShoEboX of Worm Quartet, Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, and the great Luke Ski, has posted a new sketch comedy track here at the FuMP. Well, in this age when the majority of people in this country share an opinion that is completely and fundamentally wrong, it's time for us to band together and create art that stands for what's right. Hopefully this piece will open the minds and hearts of the people and help them see the error of their opinions on the matter discussed within.
Any similarity between this piece and a certain poem by Rob Magnuson is purely intentional.
lyrics
It's Hot As Balls Outside
by Cirque du So What?
A parody of the poem "It's Time For Winter To End" by Rob Magnuson
[Luke: Narrator]
It's hot as balls outside.
A summer poem by Cirque du So What.
It's hot as balls outside.
When winter ends, folks squeal with glee
and run around saying "we're finally free!"
I stay inside and crank the A.C..
It's hot as balls outside.
It's hot as balls outside.
On a leather chair you relax and slack,
Sleeping topless all the way down to your crack,
Then sit up and your skin gets torn off your back.
[SFX: *skin getting ripped off someone's back*]
[Chris: YYYYEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWCCCCHHH!!!]
It's hot as balls outside.
It's hot as balls outside.
I try not to leave, but when I must Sedan it,
I'll open my Ford and start to fan it,
Because my Mercury is hotter than it's namesake's planet.
It's hot as balls outside.
'Let's head to the beach!' the mass proclaims.
Check out the bikinis on all the dames.
All I see is gingers bursting into flames.
[SFX: *burst of flames*, *flames continue*]
[Devo Spice: AAAHHH!!! AAH! AAH! AAH!]
It's hot as balls outside.
[Devo Spice: SPF 127, MY ASS!!! AAAHHH!!! OW!! MY ASS!!!! AAH!!]
Most TV shows have gone bye-bye,
And allergens let loose and fly
While mosquitoes suck your arteries dry.
It's hot as balls outside.
While scores of drunkards crowd the scene
in line at music festival's latrine,
I'm home making my costume for Halloween.
It's hot as balls outside.
The summer's not the only heat,
Apparent by dogs who tend to greet
By plowing his boner into your feet.
[Dog: *dog humping a leg noises*]
[ShoEboX: GAAAAH!]
[SFX: *breaking glass*]
[Dog: *dog yelps while flying out window*]
[ShoEboX: My shin is not your bitch, you Alpo-slurping pervert!]
It's hot as balls outside.
In summer, you don't need a coat,
But I'd trade that for the swampy moat
Encompassing my taint and scrote.
It's hot as balls outside.
In the blistering heat, the plants won't grow.
All dried and brown, filling me with woe.
But you know what's actually pretty? SNOW!!!
It's hot as balls outside.
If you like summer, enjoy your bliss.
I'll just stand here sweating till I smell like piss
And think up more bullshit poems like this.
It's hot... as balls... outside.
credits
released June 26, 2018
Written by Luke Ski, performed by all 4 of us, music and editing/mastering by Chris Mezzolesta.
Comedy musicians ShoEboX of Worm Quartet, Devo Spice, Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, and the great Luke Ski have spent the
past decade and a half topping the charts on "The Dr. Demento Show" and posting songs at the Funny Music Project (TheFuMP.com). "Cirque du So What?" is what happened when they teamed up to start recording sketch comedy albums. They've put out 3 albums, with more on the way....more
Luke Ski's 11th full length comedy music album features his Logan Award winning Disney-buys-Star-Wars piece "When You Wish Upon A Death Star", and his 2014 Dr. Demento show hit "Fake Adult"! Cirque du So What?
Worm Quartet's 2012 release. Features the Logan-winning vasectomy ode "The Ballad of Dr. Stopp" and the Logan-nominated "I Don't Matter." Cirque du So What?
Gnome Sane by Devo Spice features 19 tracks of hilarious hip hop tracks including his hit songs "Platform Wars," "I Hate Mondays," "Nothin' But A Geek Thang," and more! Cirque du So What?
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019